i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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