Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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