tell your sister to shave her snatch
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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