I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
