I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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