If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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