Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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