Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Still dying that you shit outside
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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