He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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