what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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