For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.