wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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