I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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