NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Damn victory sex feels great
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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