is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program