the new term for farting is butt boxing.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Im just a social blackout drinker.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?