i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Randomize