my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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