living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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