yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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