ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.