You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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