how can u be prego again
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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