So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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