I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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