Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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