all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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