whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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