It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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