There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I am available for nakedness
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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