THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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