i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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