I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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