My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
home. puking in laundry basket.
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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