I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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