i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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