i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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