69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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