i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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