I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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