my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just want to make out with him forever
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have aggressive nipples.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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