What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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