dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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