Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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