But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
