that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
this boner is exhausting
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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