return my video game
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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