bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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