Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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