i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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