Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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